Hedi Slimane?
Over the weekend, the news broke that Hedi Slimane will take over design duties at Céline. According to Nicole Phelps at vogue.com, his title will be “artistic, creative, and image […]
Linda Blair
January 22 is Linda Blair’s birthday. I have an unusual obsession with the movie “Roller Boogie.” I remember taking the bus downtown when I was a kid to see it […]
Malcolm McLaren
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Malcolm McLaren (source: The Times) January 22 is Malcolm McLaren’s birthday. In my last post, I discussed how Aquarius natives can be let down…
Dior & Balenciaga
January 21 is the birthday of both Christian Dior and Cristóbal Balenciaga. People who only have a passing interest in fashion astrology don’t really understand what I do. Rather than […]
Kellyanne Conway
January 20 is Kellyanne Conway’s birthday. I spend a lot of time blowing smoke up the asses of my fellow Capricorns. However, over the past month I’ve discovered that half […]
Aquarius!
I used to believe that I had fairly controversial opinions regarding the sign of Aquarius. However, the more I talk with other astrologers, the more I realize that most of […]
The Bulgari Serpenti Watch
It’s been a busy month in the stars! The sun moves into Aquarius in a few hours and I just realized that I haven’t fulfilled my obligation as a fashion […]
Venus in Aquarius
Venus entered Aquarius yesterday for a three-week stay. With all the activity in Capricorn over the past few weeks, a change like this might be welcome. Many of us have […]
Kameron Westcott
January 18 is Kameron Westcott’s birthday. While I may be the president of Team Capricorn, I know that I’m not going to want every Capricorn to be a member of […]
According to Astrology, Which Bag Should You Wear Over Your Head?
You know, there was a time when I was almost famous. My first book, “Cosmically Chic,” created a lot of buzz when it came out. I was getting all sorts […]
New Moon Bloat or New Knees?
Today’s new moon in crowded Capricorn is a lot like January in the gym: with so much going on, it’s difficult to focus on the one thing that will really […]
Recognizing Shitty Astrologers: The Epilogue
I’ve been an astrologer for a long time. I’ve been a blogger for a long time. But I haven’t always focused upon blogging about astrology. I have Mercury in Sagittarius […]
Lin-Manuel Miranda
January 16 is Lin-Manuel Miranda’s birthday. I’ve never been compelled to look up Lin-Manuel Miranda’s birthday before. I like the guy, but Broadway is pretty far away from me, so […]
Rachel Roy
January 15 is Rachel Roy’s birthday. I had no idea that Rachel Roy is a Capricorn. That’s interesting to me because the fashion designer is also rumored to be “Becky […]
Repress Yourself
Click the link above and watch this fashion show. Like the reviewer on vogue.com, I was dumbfounded when I discovered Madonna’s “Express Yourself” video is going to celebrate its thirtieth […]
The Great Planetary Pile-Up of 2018
In a few hours, while I’m leading a spin class at the YMCA, the moon will move into Capricorn for a couple of days, joining the sun, Mercury, Venus, […]
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