Not today, Satan . . .
I’m not feeling very inspired today. Nevertheless, I did want to post something on this blog, so here’s a photo of America’s First Couple doing what they do best: standing […]
All Stars Season 5 Predictions
Yesterday, I promised that I would make a prediction about who would win “RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars” Season 5. Here it goes . . . I’m going to predict […]
I’m the Nostradamas of Drag Race
A few weeks ago, I published this post where I accurately predicted the winner of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” Season 12. I know, right? I won’t spoil the results just in […]
Transiting Mars Conjunct Saturn
Mars conjoins my natal Saturn in Pisces at just a few minutes before midnight tonight. The last time this aspect occurred in my horoscope was in December 2018. I went […]
Jason Kenney
May 30 is Jason Kenney’s birthday. Jason Kenney is the Premier of the Canadian province where I live. He’s a conservative shitbag and the sort of political opportunist that makes […]
Clam Up
Mercury entered Cancer yesterday where it will remain for an uncommonly long time because of its upcoming retrograde cycle. It won’t move into Leo until August 4. There’s a lot […]
Morgan McMichaels
May 28 is Morgan McMichaels’ birthday. I’ve never been the biggest Morgan McMichaels fan, so I’m not surprised that she’s a Gemini. She talks a good game but then rarely […]
Rock Bottom?
I’m a little restless. As I noted in yesterday’s post, I’ve got transiting Mercury opposing my natal Mercury which is making it difficult for me to not fly off in […]
Mercury Opposite Mercury
I’ve got transiting Mercury about to oppose my natal Mercury today, and I’m feeling it. I don’t want to spend another minute sitting at this computer. According to astro.com, I […]
Thorgy Thor
May 25 is Thorgy Thor’s birthday. The first thing that comes to mind when I think of Thorgy Thor is “Oh Jesus . . . gross!” The next thing is […]
Nothing in Common
Yesterday, I came across a photo of a Gemini guy I follow on Twitter and he was wearing a vest over a T-shirt. I’m 100% sure that the exact look […]
Sun in the Third House
I had a fun exchange with a couple of astrologers on Twitter yesterday regarding Placidus vs. whole sign houses. Twitter is often the worst place to have a discussion about […]
New Moon in Gemini
The new moon in Gemini arrives in a couple of hours and I can’t wait for it to get here! The current cosmic climate already has me eager to break free from my COVID-19 quarantine and the somewhat relaxed social-distancing measures imposed by the province where I reside. I’m going to the mall! Of course, I’ve got a nice mask […]
1260 Days
“My ass is this wide.” Okay, okay — I shouldn’t make fun of the “morbidly obese,” but this near-shameless asshole actually does feel shame about his physical condition. Otherwise, he wouldn’t lie about it. It’s one of his only sore spots, and therefore something that needs to be poked and prodded incessantly. He deserves to be ridiculed for being a […]
This is 2020
Yesterday, a friend asked me what’s up with 2020 from an astrological perspective. So, here it goes . . . 2020 started off with what is considered to be one […]
Aries Vs. Gemini
Yesterday, Nancy Pelosi noted that Donald Trump is “morbidly obese” during an interview with CNN. Twitter erupted moments later with people both condemning and defending Pelosi’s “observation.” To be honest, […]
