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Month: May 2020

Birthday Stars 0

Jason Kenney

May 30 is Jason Kenney’s birthday. Jason Kenney is the Premier of the Canadian province where I live. He’s a conservative shitbag and the sort of political opportunist that makes […]

A Soupcon of Je Ne Sais Quois 0

New Moon in Gemini

The new moon in Gemini arrives in a couple of hours and I can’t wait for it to get here! The current cosmic climate already has me eager to break free from my COVID-19 quarantine and the somewhat relaxed social-distancing measures imposed by the province where I reside. I’m going to the mall! Of course, I’ve got a nice mask […]

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1260 Days

“My ass is this wide.” Okay, okay — I shouldn’t make fun of the “morbidly obese,” but this near-shameless asshole actually does feel shame about his physical condition. Otherwise, he wouldn’t lie about it. It’s one of his only sore spots, and therefore something that needs to be poked and prodded incessantly. He deserves to be ridiculed for being a […]