I was just looking for a recent photo of myself on my desktop when I came across this selfie from a few years ago. I don’t know if I’ve ever taken a better photo.
Anyway, I want to be a famous astrologer. I’m already a borderline-famous astrologer because I’ve got some fabulous credentials under my belt. Still, it’s not enough. I need to be more famous — Jackie Stallone famous!
For that reason, I’ve added a new page to my site. If you’re reading this, you’re probably someone famous that I’ve reached out to you to get you here. I want to provide you with a “reading.”
The reason that I’ve called this potential new feature “Do Me” is because that’s what I hear when I start giving someone my two cents regarding their natal chart; everyone in the peanut gallery cries out “Do me! Do me!” Plus, I thought a catchy name like that might make some people click on the link if they thought that I was whoring myself out. If you have to ask how much I charge, you can’t afford me.
I’m kidding, of course. But if you are famous (or even infamous) and you would like to participate in this endeavor, please let me know. I’d love to discuss the intimate details of your life on this public forum.
gregpolkosnik at gmail dot com