Moving forward . . .
There has been a lot of stuff happening in the sky over the past week or so. Most of it has eclipsed what I believe is the big news of […]
My Drag Race Zodiac Dream Team: Gemini
There is something bracing about being around a Gemini native. They have this what-you-see-is-what-you-get quality that slaps you across the face with the sting of cheap aftershave. Speaking of things […]
Why Your Horoscope is So Shitty
I’m not going to apologize for neglecting my blog because I know that I’m probably going to be apologizing again in a couple of weeks. I’m putting the finishing touches […]
My Drag Race Zodiac Dream Team: Taurus
I’m a terrible blogger. How many times have I typed that after abandoning blogging for a few weeks? I’ve been busy doing nothing. I’m unemployed for the first time in […]
I Need a Job
I need a job. Two weeks ago, I left work and never went back. I’ve never done anything like that in my life (I’m a loyal guy and people sometimes […]
A New Strategy
The new moon in Cancer arrives later today on the heels of the sun and Mercury’s ingress into the sign. Frankly, I’m feeling relieved that these cosmic events are finally […]
My Drag Race Zodiac Dream Team: Aries
Barely anyone read my last “Dream Team” series featuring my favorite Real Housewives, but that’s not going to stop me from starting a new list. I know that Robyn Dixon […]
Go with the Flow
This has been a week of big changes. Mars has moved into Cancer. Venus and Mercury have moved into their respective rulers, too, after finally stepping out of their retrograde […]
The Zodiac Signs Ranked: Least-Smelly to Most-Smelly
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Deodorant (source: Walmart) One of the greatest things about being an astrologer is that we can still generalize about everything without getting into trouble.…
My Real Housewives Zodiac Dream Team: Pisces
I’ve finally made it to the end of my “Real Housewives Dream Team.” Pisces is the last sign of the zodiac. After writing eleven other entries in this series, I […]
My Real Housewives Zodiac Dream Team: Aquarius
I find myself offering a disclaimer almost every time I begin discussing Aquarius. The reason for that is that I believe most astrologers get off on the wrong foot when […]
My Real Housewives Zodiac Dream Team: Capricorn
Okay, it’s time to discuss the greatest zodiac sign in the entire universe: Capricorn! Of course, I’m a Capricorn. I often say that the three biggest egos in the zodiac […]
My Real Housewives Zodiac Dream Team: Sagittarius
This was a hard one for me. There are two Sagittarius housewives that I could watch all day long. When I had to decide which one to put on my […]
My Real Housewives Zodiac Dream Team: Scorpio
Like Libra, the sign I discussed in my previous post, I find myself at a loss to pick a favorite Scorpio housewife because I’m not terribly fond of the choices […]
My Real Housewives Zodiac Dream Team: Libra
Some people seemed predestined to live a life in front of the camera on shows like the “Real Housewives,” while other tend to shy away from the drama. For the most […]
My Real Housewives Zodiac Dream Team: Virgo
I’m halfway through my “Real Housewives” Zodiac Dream Team and I’ve already got three housewives from “Beverly Hills” on my list. I guess it’s easy to figure out which version […]
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