Recognizing Shitty Astrologers: Part III
It’s New Year’s Day, so my social media feeds are full of links to yearly horoscope columns. I have no problem with sun-sign horoscopes; I write them myself. However, I […]
Phoebe Philo
January 1 is Phoebe Philo’s birthday. I didn’t know Phoebe Philo’s birthday when I published my latest book a few months ago. I had looked it up online dozens of […]
My New Year’s Resolution
I was just sitting here, trying to think up a new year’s resolution for myself when I came across something inspiring on astro.com’s home page. Introducing his article on the […]
When Capricorns Suck . . .
December 31 is Donald Trump Jr.’s birthday. Yes, you read that correctly: Donald Trump Jr. is a Capricorn. His brother Eric is a Capricorn, too. And just when you thought […]
Leila Goldkuhl
December 30 is Leila Goldkuhl’s birthday. I had already written a birthday profile for Patti Smith when I stumbled across the news that it’s also Leila Goldkuhl’s birthday. I adore […]
Patti Smith
December 30 is Patti Smith’s birthday. Yesterday, I posed the question “Why are there so many cool, old Capricorn broads?” I don’t want anyone to get offended because I used […]
Marianne Faithfull
December 29 is Marianne Faithfull’s birthday. I’m not going to mince words here. Why are there so many cool, old Capricorn broads? Traditionally, we Capricorns are supposed to get better […]
2018 Horoscopes
As the caption indicates, this is a photo of Kwanzaa Tholus on Ceres. The reason I chose it to illustrate my annual horoscopes is this: 2017 was a bad year […]
Noomi Rapace
December 28 is Noomi Rapace’s birthday. I get excited every time I come across a celebrity that shares a few natal-chart features with me. Yesterday, it was Wilson Cruz with […]
How to Get Away with Murdering Everyone in the Zodiac: Taurus
In odd-coincidence news, just before I sat down to write the Taurus installment in this ongoing feature on my blog, I read that Melania Trump’s favorite show is “How to […]
Wilson Cruz
December 27 is Wilson Cruz’s birthday. I’m excited that “Star Trek” is back in the form of “Star Trek: Discovery.” I’ve always been a big “Star Trek” fan, and the […]
David Sedaris
December 26 is David Sedaris’ birthday. Anyone who knows me knows that I think I’m hilarious. I generally attribute my dry, deadpan delivery to my Capricorn sun. I’ve got a […]
Venus in Capricorn
And so now it’s Christmas . . . I don’t really get into Christmas. While I do like the free food, I can do without almost everything else, especially the […]
Annie Lennox
December 25 is Annie Lennox’s birthday. It’s kind of nice to be able to cherry-pick the celebrities that I profile on this blog. I can ignore all the gross Capricorns […]
Daphne Groeneveld
December 24 is Daphne Groeneveld’s birthday. Some days I go looking for birthdays and I find no one I want to talk about. Some days I go looking and I […]
Eddie Vedder
December 23 is Eddie Vedder’s birthday. Over the past couple of days, I’ve been thinking about the relationship between the idea of fame and the sign of Capricorn. Fame is […]
Star Struck Style 