Get Outta My Way
I’m feeling quite invincible today. Not only do I have the moon in my first house, but I’ve also had Mercury forming beneficial aspects to my natal planets over the […]
Three Feet High and Rising
Here’s a picture of my favorite album of all time. Thirty years ago, this was the cassette you couldn’t pry out of my Sony Walkman. Yes, I’m old. Anyway, the […]
Darkness
It’s just after eight o’clock where I live and there is barely a glimmer of daylight on the horizon. It’s dark outside! I do live very far north. In face, […]
Send Money
Three months from now, I’ll be waking up in Las Vegas. I woke up this morning resolving to behave myself until then because I really would like to have a […]
My Life as a De-Influencer
I really feel as if something is changing in my life right now. I’m feeling confident in a way that I haven’t felt in years. What’s more, I’m feeling as […]
Venus in the Fourth House
I have a Gitman Vintage shirt in this fabric. It’s one of my favorite things in the entire world. The reason I’m thinking about that shirt is that Venus enters […]
Significance?
I have a question for my fellow astrologers. The House of Representatives just voted to impeach Donald Trump. While the vote was happening, the moon was exactly conjunct Trump’s natal […]
Changing the channel . . .
Yesterday, I resolved to stop allowing myself to get sucked into the endless “Breaking News” cycle on cable news and social media because something in the stars was telling me […]
Venus Conjunct Saturn
Venus conjoined Saturn this morning in Capricorn. Venus rules over my Libra ascendant and Saturn rules over my Capricorn sun. I should pay more attention to the aspects they form […]
Trinity the Tuck
December 10 is Trinity the Tuck’s birthday. I don’t believe that there has ever been a queen on “RuPaul’s Drag Race” who has won me over in the way that […]
The 2019 Zodiac Sign of the Year Awards
I’m not really interested in looking back right now. After spending much of the year with Saturn hovering over my natal sun, I am thrilled to see 2019 come to […]
How to Get Away with Murdering Everyone in the Zodiac: Gemini
I saw the murder mystery “Knives Out” last weekend (starring one of the world’s only tolerable Gemini natives, Chris Evans), and it reminded me that I started this feature on […]
“Classic Blue”
Just a few days after Jupiter entered Capricorn, the Pantone Color Institute has named “Classic Blue” as the 2020 Color of the Year. As a Capricorn, I refuse to use […]
Amanda Lepore
December 5 is Amanda Lepore’s birthday. I don’t want to start analyzing Amanda Lepore’s natal chart as if I’m looking for an indicator to explain why she chose to pursue […]
This Vs. That
Astrologically speaking, Justin Trudeau and I are cut from the same cloth: we both have the sun in Capricorn, Mercury in Sagittarius and Venus in Aquarius. However, we’re cut a […]
Gasping For Air
Get a load of this screencap I just snipped from astro.com. There are currently no planets in air signs, and just the sun and Chiron in fire signs. All the […]
