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Kim Jong-Un (source: Time)

January 8 is Kim Jong-Un’s birthday.

Until just a moment ago, I had never bothered to look up Kim Jong-Un’s zodiac sign. When I saw him on a list of celebrity birthdays this morning, I was sort of excited to know that he’s a Capricorn like me. I probably don’t share that much with him otherwise, but I do share his contempt for Donald Trump. I shouldn’t pick sides, but . . .

I’m kidding — they’re both fucking lunatics! But at least Kim Jong-Un has some similarities to Elvis Presley in his chart: both the sun and Mercury in Capricorn and a Pisces moon. Maybe if things don’t work out for the Supreme Leader of North Korea he can move to Las Vegas. Britney Spears just ended her residency at Planet Hollywood, so I hear that there is an opening.

I don’t suppose that he…