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January 7 is Rand Paul’s birthday.

I have a thread on my Twitter page called “HORRIBLE CAPRICORNS.” Every time I discover someone else that I don’t want to be a part of Team Capricorn, I add their photo to the thread.

After yesterday’s attempted coup at the US Capitol, I realized that today is Rand Paul’s birthday. Strangely, he wasn’t amongst the top-five “HORRIBLE CAPRICORNS” involved in the attempt to stop the certification of Joe Biden’s election to the highest office in the land. Josh Hawley, Ted Cruz, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump and Michael Flynn easily took those spots. Dishonorable mentions go to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Jared Fucking Kushner.

Nevertheless, Rand Paul is horrible. I had a quick look at his natal chart to see if anything stood out. Of course, he has a Gemini moon. The only other “HORRIBLE” thread on my Twitter page is called “HORRIBLE GEMINIS.”

It’s easy to see why the worst of both worlds is represented in this one horrible man. See, astrology really works!