Cheeses (source: Wisconsin Cheese)

As an astrologer, I often feel as if I am doing the work of a higher cosmic power. Only someone with a blessed mind like mine could wrap his head around such a profound, lofty topic. I suppose that’s why I feel as if I need to share my gifts with you. That’s me — I live to give.

Anyway, here’s a brief list of the zodiac signs as cheeses. You can thank me in the comments section.

Aries

Cheddar (source: cheese.com)

You’re a bold one, Aries, with a self-assured character that only gets stronger with age. Unfortunately, most of us also know you as a rather juvenile individual who likes to overpower his or her competitors. Despite your independent nature, you pair up with others well.

Taurus

Mozzarella (source: cheese.com)

Known for your tenacity, you reliably spring back when stretched to your limits…