Sessilee Lopez
January 4 is Sessilee Lopez’s birthday. Wow! Another gorgeous Capricorn model born right around my birthday! Sessilee Lopez is one of the money girls of the modeling business, with a […]
Sarah Mower
January 3 is Sarah Mower’s birthday. It’s no secret that I adore Sarah Mower. She’s not only my favorite fashion critic, but she’s the sort of person who actually does […]
Probing Uranus
Just the other day, I promised to keep the bad jokes coming regarding the zodiac’s most hilariously-named planet. Now I think I should write a book called “Probing Uranus” just […]
Memories . . .
Today is Christy Turlington’s forty-ninth birthday. I profiled her last year on this day, discussing a few elements from her natal chart. Still, I can’t help myself from discussing her […]
Recognizing Shitty Astrologers: Part III
It’s New Year’s Day, so my social media feeds are full of links to yearly horoscope columns. I have no problem with sun-sign horoscopes; I write them myself. However, I […]
Phoebe Philo
January 1 is Phoebe Philo’s birthday. I didn’t know Phoebe Philo’s birthday when I published my latest book a few months ago. I had looked it up online dozens of […]
My New Year’s Resolution
I was just sitting here, trying to think up a new year’s resolution for myself when I came across something inspiring on astro.com’s home page. Introducing his article on the […]
When Capricorns Suck . . .
December 31 is Donald Trump Jr.’s birthday. Yes, you read that correctly: Donald Trump Jr. is a Capricorn. His brother Eric is a Capricorn, too. And just when you thought […]
Leila Goldkuhl
December 30 is Leila Goldkuhl’s birthday. I had already written a birthday profile for Patti Smith when I stumbled across the news that it’s also Leila Goldkuhl’s birthday. I adore […]
Patti Smith
December 30 is Patti Smith’s birthday. Yesterday, I posed the question “Why are there so many cool, old Capricorn broads?” I don’t want anyone to get offended because I used […]
Marianne Faithfull
December 29 is Marianne Faithfull’s birthday. I’m not going to mince words here. Why are there so many cool, old Capricorn broads? Traditionally, we Capricorns are supposed to get better […]
2018 Horoscopes
As the caption indicates, this is a photo of Kwanzaa Tholus on Ceres. The reason I chose it to illustrate my annual horoscopes is this: 2017 was a bad year […]
Noomi Rapace
December 28 is Noomi Rapace’s birthday. I get excited every time I come across a celebrity that shares a few natal-chart features with me. Yesterday, it was Wilson Cruz with […]
How to Get Away with Murdering Everyone in the Zodiac: Taurus
In odd-coincidence news, just before I sat down to write the Taurus installment in this ongoing feature on my blog, I read that Melania Trump’s favorite show is “How to […]
Wilson Cruz
December 27 is Wilson Cruz’s birthday. I’m excited that “Star Trek” is back in the form of “Star Trek: Discovery.” I’ve always been a big “Star Trek” fan, and the […]
David Sedaris
December 26 is David Sedaris’ birthday. Anyone who knows me knows that I think I’m hilarious. I generally attribute my dry, deadpan delivery to my Capricorn sun. I’ve got a […]
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