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Tina, Beyoncé and Mathew Knowles (source: Hot 103.9)

I was looking through today’s celebrity birthdays when I discovered that Mathew Knowles is a Capricorn. I already knew that Tina Knowles is a Capricorn. So what does that mean?

Obviously, when two Capricorns come together to mate, it results in rather exceptional offspring.

All kidding aside, the Capricorn/Capricorn combination in celebrity couples has been historically star-crossed. Hopefully, Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk will help to improve the track record now that they’re reproducing. Their baby looks cute. Cary Grant and Dyan Cannon had a daughter together. She’s just a couple of weeks younger than me and she still looks great. Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren have a couple of kids together, and they look as if they may have won the genetic lottery, too. Only time will tell.

While the astrology of relationships really isn’t my thing, I can see why the Capricorn/Capricorn combination could be an ill-fated match. We can be sort of controlling. I also believe that we can bring out the worst in one another by accepting the dullness of our personal routines. We benefit from being around people who force us to do things that we wouldn’t normally do.

On that note, my horoscope is fabulous right now, so I’m going to get out of the house today. I live very close to the biggest mall in North America. On a cold winter day, it’s like having an indoor city to visit. I imagine that the current cosmic weather has a lot of people feeling oppressed. All over the continent, the actual weather is doing the same. So, it’s probably a good day for me to get out in order to be a ray of sunshine in your dull, dull lives.

You can thank me later.

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