Star Struck Style

Here’s a photo of President Brain Spurs touring Kenosha, Wisconsin yesterday. His shoes have become a topic of discussion because it’s not often that we get to see the high-heels in profile. Yes, he wears high heels to pretend that he’s taller than he actually is. That — along with his morbid obesity and some pretty shitty core strength — is the reason he walks like a gorilla.

I don’t really give a rat’s ass what anyone else does when it comes to fashion. I like to discuss how individuals of all signs project particular images and how those images align with their horoscopes, but I don’t lose sleep if someone wears something that I don’t deem to be aesthetically pleasing.

I also don’t go around bullying anyone about their personal appearance. I have both justified and irrational insecurities of my own, so I know…