Kirstie Alley (source: Business Insider)

January 12 is Kirstie Alley’s birthday.

As a Capricorn with Mercury in Sagittarius, I’m always trying to distance myself from Capricorns with Mercury in Capricorn because so many of them are assholes. Take Kirstie Alley, for example. The once-popular actress has virtually thrown her career in the trash for Donald Fucking Trump.

Curiously, Kirstie Alley shares her exact birthday with Rush Limbaugh. What’s more, Kirstie and Rush have the moon in Pisces, like Jared Fucking Kushner.

I once profiled Elvis Presley on this blog and mentioned that I was glad that I never had to see someone I admire so much turn into a Trump cultist (I believe that he was becoming more and more unhinged by the day just before he died). You know what? Elvis also had the sun and Mercury in Capricorn and the moon in Pisces! So did J. Edgar Hoover. Kim Jong-Un has the same combination of planets in his chart, too (if the date of birth on astrotheme.com is correct).

Michelle Obama is also on the list, but if she was born in the first eleven hours of the day, her moon is actually in Aquarius. I’ll choose to believe that scenario.

Anyway, it’s clear to me that this combination of planets is quite common amongst paranoid lunatics, wannabe despots and megalomaniacal creeps. It kind of makes me wonder what is in the stars for Timothée Chalamet. I know, right?

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