Star Struck Style

After scrolling through about a thousand Instagram posts, I’m pretty confident that The Vivienne is an Aries. I sacrifice so much for the sake of my craft! It must have taken me five minutes. FIVE MINUTES!

Anyway, the April 12 birthday that is floating around the web seems to be correct. I guess that makes sense because not only is The Vivienne named after her fellow Aries native, Vivienne Westwood, but she also entered the workroom on “RuPaul’s Drag Race UK” in head-to-toe red (a signature Aries look if I’ve ever seen one), dismissing the competition with her opening remarks.

That makes The Vivienne the first Aries queen ever to wear the crown on any version of “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” and it also demotes Raven to the position of the second most-successful Aries “Drag Race” contestant of all time. For that reason, I suppose that you can say it’s a win for us all. I’m kidding, of course. I adore Raven, from the tips of her toes to somewhere around her strong, manly jawline.

There is a rumor that Miz Cracker will be among the cast of “All Stars 5” when it’s announced in the near future. Maybe another Aries queen will take the crown, or maybe not. All I know is that there has never been a Libra, a Scorpio or a Capricorn winner in either a regular season or an all-stars season. Maybe it’s time for a Capricorn or a Scorpio to take the crown, or perhaps it’s time for another Libra to quit in the middle of the competition, like Adore Delano or BenDeLaCreme.

Only the universe knows . . .