Inspirobot (source: inspirobot.me)

This memorable inspirational quote is from Inspirobot: an artificial intelligence program that is “dedicated to generating unlimited amounts of unique inspirational quotes for endless enrichment of pointless human existence.” Am I inspired by its florid prose? I’ll say! In the words of Pee-wee Herman, “I’m going to start a paper route right now.”

Anyway, I’ve come across dozens of so-called “inspirational” quotes while looking around the internet to see what other astrologers have to say about today’s new moon. It makes me happy to know that I’m a different kind of astrologer.

Today is a good day for me to recognize that weirdness: there is a notable shift in my horoscope. Not only does the new moon occur in my twelfth house — the place where rules in general cease to exist — but Mars moves into my twelfth house just a few hours later. What’s more, Venus is conjunct my ascendant today! It moves into my first house exactly fifteen minutes after the arrival of the new moon.

So, it’s not only a good day for me to fly my freak flag, but it’s also a going to be a good month for me to look great while doing it. I’m going to put my energy into being the weirdo I already know that I am, and I’m not going to worry about what any other astrologers are doing because I find most of them as uninspiring and laughable as a computer-generated inspirational meme. Every month it’s the same old, same old. How much more “spiritual healing” can one soul take?

Of course, there are exceptional astrologers out there who truly do inspire me with their words of wisdom, and many of those individuals already know who they are. With all this action in my twelfth house, perhaps I should invite them over to get drunk.

Now that’s an inspiring thought!

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