Phi Phi O’Hara
October 10 is Phi Phi O’Hara’s birthday. In the Aries chapter of my new book, I make a comment that far too many reality TV show villains are born under […]
Guess who’s back in the ************* house?
Well, I guess it’s time to announce that I’m back. After spending a long, long time putting together my new book, the only way to ensure that it will pay […]
Hanne Gaby Odiele
I promised that I would be a better blogger now that my book is done. I figured that I would start by looking at the celebrity birthdays to see if […]
Big, big news . . .
On Tuesday, Jupiter moves from Libra into Scorpio for a thirteen-month stay. Frankly, I’m happy about this major planetary event. Jupiter is in my first house right now. That’s supposed […]
Here it comes . . .
My book is finally done. I decided to let it go yesterday. I was waiting for the Paris shows to finish just in case anything scandalous happened, but it was […]
Time for a change . . .
I’ve been busy lately. My book is done. I’m waiting for a friend to send me the cover art so that I can submit it to Amazon. I’m not sure […]
Moving forward . . .
There has been a lot of stuff happening in the sky over the past week or so. Most of it has eclipsed what I believe is the big news of […]
My Drag Race Zodiac Dream Team: Gemini
There is something bracing about being around a Gemini native. They have this what-you-see-is-what-you-get quality that slaps you across the face with the sting of cheap aftershave. Speaking of things […]
Why Your Horoscope is So Shitty
I’m not going to apologize for neglecting my blog because I know that I’m probably going to be apologizing again in a couple of weeks. I’m putting the finishing touches […]
My Drag Race Zodiac Dream Team: Taurus
I’m a terrible blogger. How many times have I typed that after abandoning blogging for a few weeks? I’ve been busy doing nothing. I’m unemployed for the first time in […]
I Need a Job
I need a job. Two weeks ago, I left work and never went back. I’ve never done anything like that in my life (I’m a loyal guy and people sometimes […]
A New Strategy
The new moon in Cancer arrives later today on the heels of the sun and Mercury’s ingress into the sign. Frankly, I’m feeling relieved that these cosmic events are finally […]
My Drag Race Zodiac Dream Team: Aries
Barely anyone read my last “Dream Team” series featuring my favorite Real Housewives, but that’s not going to stop me from starting a new list. I know that Robyn Dixon […]
Go with the Flow
This has been a week of big changes. Mars has moved into Cancer. Venus and Mercury have moved into their respective rulers, too, after finally stepping out of their retrograde […]
The Zodiac Signs Ranked: Least-Smelly to Most-Smelly
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Deodorant (source: Walmart) One of the greatest things about being an astrologer is that we can still generalize about everything without getting into trouble.…
My Real Housewives Zodiac Dream Team: Pisces
I’ve finally made it to the end of my “Real Housewives Dream Team.” Pisces is the last sign of the zodiac. After writing eleven other entries in this series, I […]
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