Star Struck Style

May 3 is Willie Geist’s birthday.

I watch Willie Geist on “Morning Joe” sometimes. I don’t recall looking up his zodiac sign until just a moment ago. When I saw it was his birthday, it made sense to me because I usually like Taurus natives. I find them to be charming, easygoing and fun to be around. I get those vibes from Willie Geist.

I’m glad that I do get those vibes because otherwise “Morning Joe” would be intolerable. Listening to Joe Scarborough interrupt everyone on the show makes me want to put my fist through the TV screen. He’s an Aries, of course; never allowing anyone else to have the last word is second-nature to him. It’s the one thing that I loathe about Aries natives, and it’s the reason why so many Aries individuals get in such well-publicized fights on venues such as Twitter. They just can’t leave well enough alone without interjecting.

Scarborough’s wife, Mika Brzezinski, is a Taurus, too. She has a remarkably similar chart to Willie Geist. The two of them not only share their Taurus sun and Aquarius moon, but also a mutual reception configuration between Mercury in Taurus and Venus in Gemini. They both have Jupiter in Aries, too, because they were born twelve years and one day apart.

It’s weird that Joe Scarborough has chosen to bookend himself with two individuals that share so many planetary placements in their horoscopes. Obviously, he has a type, and that type is “the charming sidekick.” Still, I often wish that his sidekicks would kick his ass to the curb because I find their show to be a lot more tolerable when he finally shuts the f*** up and lets someone else talk.