Star Struck Style

January 8 is R. Kelly’s birthday.

I had no idea that R. Kelly is a Capricorn, but I’m really not that surprised. For every Capricorn that I’m thrilled to have in my club, there’s another one that makes me embarrassed to have the same zodiac sign. In fact, there are so many Capricorns in Donald Trump’s orbit that I’ve lost count of them.

So, I’m just going to pretend that they don’t even exist. Hopefully, most of them are going to be in jail soon. As the Saturn/Pluto conjunction approaches in a few days, a Karmic reckoning may be in the stars for Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, Jared Kushner, Mike Pompeo, Nikki Haley, Jeff Sessions, Betsy DeVos, Rod Rosenstein, Michael Flynn, Kellyanne Conway, Brad Parscale — the list goes on. I’m surprised that Trump hasn’t recruited R. Kelly to fill a cabinet position.

Anyway, erasing them from my memory will begin in one, two, three . . .