Camille & Dorit (source: People)

July 16 is NOT Dorit Kemsley’s birthday. Many sources on the internet claim that today is her birthday, but according to her own Instagram page, her birthday is July 14.

I pulled up her natal chart to see if I could find out anything interesting about the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star, but I’m left with a few more questions. Without a time of birth, I cannot determine her rising sign or place the planets in the houses. What’s more, at noon on the day she was born, the moon was at 0°45 Pisces. That means that she would have an Aquarius moon if she was born before roughly 10:30 in the morning. So, if I were to discuss her chart, I would be speculating even more than usual.

That’s disappointing to me. Of any of the “Housewives” shows, this is the one that I really would like to study in depth because of the weird shift that has occurred over the past nine seasons. A show that debuted with four Virgo women headlining the cast now stars four Cancer women. The last remaining Virgo housewife, Camille Grammer, has been expressing regret for even showing up to the reunion in her diminished capacity as a “Friend of the Housewives.”

Since the final episode where Camille wondered out loud about her “friend’s” actual wealth,  Dorit’s financial woes have been a source of rampant speculation in the media. There’s also a rumor going around that the shit really hit the fan at the reunion, but that most of it blew back on Camille. Nevertheless, I don’t believe that Dorit is going to get out of this mess appearing as squeaky-clean as she would have her fans believe that she is.

It all makes me hope that Camille will be around for another season of “RHOBH.” It’s obvious that not much of anything was resolved at the reunion, and that this drama is only entering its second act. Maybe by the time it enters the third, I’ll have obtained some accurate birth times for these women so that I can figure out why their stars seem to be colliding in real time while the rest of us look on.

Stay tuned!

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