Star Struck Style

Melania Trump (source: Us Magazine)

April 26 is Melania Trump’s birthday.

I don’t need to tell anyone what I think of the Trumps, so I’ll try to keep this as nice as possible.

Melania Trump dresses like a Taurus woman with her natal moon in Capricorn. She’s decadent and eager to wear labels that elevate her status. Her hair is highlighted in a manner that I describe as a wonderful way for a Taurus woman to wear her hair in “Star Struck Style.” She doesn’t discriminate against any colors in particular, but she does seem to favor the baby blues and medium browns that I associate with the signature look of her zodiac sign. She also likes to wear the sort of day dresses I associate with the brand identity of Anthopologie, a store I connect with the Taurus aesthetic.

She actually has four planets in Taurus: the sun…