Star Struck Style

Eric & Lara Trump (source: Evening Standard)

October 12 is Lara Trump’s birthday.

Lara Trump is married to Eric Trump. Eric Trump shares my birthday, but we don’t share anything in our natal charts besides that sun position. I like to point out the Capricorn celebrities with whom I have a lot in common (Jared Leto; Wilson Cruz; Ricky Martin; Justin Trudeau), and ignore the creepy assholes with whom I have nothing in common, like Eric.

Anyway, knowing a little about Eric Trump’s natal chart, I looked up the chart of his wife, Lara Trump. Like her gross husband, she has a fairly tight bundle arrangement in her chart. I suppose that makes her at least as gross as Eric. That’s how astrology works. Believe me — I’m an expert at these things!

I’m kidding, of course. She does have five planets in Libra, though, and three in Sagittarius…