Star Struck Style

“My Real Housewives Zodiac Dream Team” is one of the most popular features on this blog. It’s been driving traffic to this site for years now, even though a few of the “Housewives” that I’ve profiled are long gone from the Bravo universe.

That got me thinking that maybe I need to update my list. But then I came across this article that claims that Vicki Gunvalson was “forgotten” when the upcoming “Real Housewives: All Stars” mashup was filmed. And once I was done thanking the universe for small miracles, I realized that I’d rather create a list of all the “Housewives” I never want to see again.

Of course, Vicki is first on the list: a fitting place for an Aries woman whose insatiable desire to be first at everything she does makes her a textbook example of one of the worst traits of her…