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Jeanine Pirro (source: Variety)

June 2 is Jeanine Pirro’s birthday.

I’m constantly bringing up the cabal of evil Gemini natives that has hijacked American democracy. Barely a day goes by when I’m not telling anyone who will listen that Donald Trump, Mike Pence, William Barr, Rudy Giuliani, Laura Ingraham and Jeanine Pirro all share the same zodiac sign. What’s worse is that I’m sure I’ve missed a few on that list. It’s easy to lose track of how many there are because they all have two faces.

Anyway, I had a look at Judge Jeanine’s chart on astrotheme.com to see if there was anything that would make me say “Oh, that’s why she’s such a c***!”

Unfortunately, without a time of birth, I couldn’t see anything in her horoscope that I would describe as “difficult.” In fact, she’s got a nice layout of planets without a lot of adverse…