I woke up this morning to read that NeNe Leakes would not be returning to the “Real Housewives of Atlanta.” Moments later, I read another article claiming that wasn’t true. So, what should I believe?
I don’t really care! I’m over NeNe’s antics. She used to be my favorite housewife. She still rates higher on my list than Kenya Moore, LeeAnne Locken and Vicki Gunvalson, but not by much.
At any given moment, I seem to be badmouthing the members of one zodiac sign or another. At the moment, it’s the Sagittarius housewives. Dorinda Medley is out of control. Sonja Morgan is living on another planet. Garcelle Beauvais is okay most of the time, but what’s up with her feud with Kyle? It seems to be manufactured for the cameras more than anything. At least get your foot in the door before you starting kicking your cast mates in the ass!
Braunwyn Windham-Burke and Tanya Sam are still okay with me, but in the “Housewives” galaxy, they’re pretty much eclipsed by the supernovas I just mentioned. Still, we all know what happens to supernova housewives: they eventually flame out. Just ask Jill Zarin . . .
Anyway, I really hope that NeNe doesn’t come back to the show because I can’t take much more of her abusive treatment of the production staff. Someone has grown too big for her britches, as Sagittarius natives often do until they are humbled by the universe. They either grow into the wise, old sage represented in mythology by Chiron, or they keep terrorizing the countryside like drunken centaurs.
On that note, maybe NeNe needs an astrologer instead of her current spiritual advisor. Call me . . .