Eva Marcille (source: Bravo)

I just read that Eva Marcille will not be returning to the “Real Housewives of Atlanta.” That’s too bad. I’ve always liked her.

So, RHOA is going to be down another Scorpio. Eva filled the void that was left when Phaedra Parks and Apollo Nida left the show. That means that there will be no Scorpio natives on the show whatsoever. Recently, the show has been dominated by the fixed signs. Kandi is a Taurus., practically all the husbands on the show are Leos, Eva is a Scorpio, and both Kenya and Marlo are Aquarius natives. Incidentally, I just discovered that Lisa Wu from the first season of the show is also an Aquarius. So is Denise Richards from the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” and we can all see where that plot line is headed.

Just last week, the “Real Housewives of New York” lost its remaining Leo cast member, Tinsley Mortimer. However, the show has gained another Virgo in Leah McSweeney. The last time a Virgo was on the cast of RHONY, prosthetic legs were being flung across the room. Perhaps there is hope for that franchise. So far, this season has been annoying with Dorinda Medley growing increasingly caustic and unhinged (like her Sagittarius sister, Nene Leakes), and Ramona Singer delivering the single-worst tagline in the history of the franchise. If I was Andy Cohen, I would have fired her just for saying “I don’t need to find love. I love myself.”

Anyway, back to the exiting members. With a few of the leaving the show all at once, I’m not sure what to expect when the “Real Housewives of Potomac” returns this summer. Karen Huger is a Taurus. Is she next? I just hope that Robyn sticks around for a while because I can’t get enough of her. It’s so weird that in the “Real Housewives” universe, the only one that I can’t say anything bad about is the realest one of the bunch — and an Aries, no less! Who would have seen that one coming?

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