Miz Cracker (source:

April 19 is Miz Cracker’s birthday.

I adore Miz Cracker. I just rewatched Season 10 of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” (just to kill some time while I’m in quarantine along with the rest of the world), and my adoration for her only grew stronger.

I didn’t believe that she was an Aries when I looked up her birthday; the sun moved from Aries to Taurus right in the middle of the day. So, I emailed her and she responded right away to let me know that she really is an Aries. Tough break!

Anyway, I won’t hold that against her. She might not give me Aries vibes like Raven does, but perhaps I just don’t know enough about her. Maybe she is an ill-tempered bitch after all. Oops! Did I just type that?

I did have a look at her natal chart to see if anything jumped out at me. She does have Mercury in Taurus which is a position that I have noticed in a lot of the Aries natives that I don’t immediately want to kill. She also has Venus in Aries which is a weak position for the planet. Otherwise, she has a bunch of planets scattered between Scorpio and Capricorn. Her chart is sort of lopsided.

Unfortunately, I can’t say a lot more about her. I did read that she is one of the rumored “All Stars Season Five” contestants, but it was just that: a rumor. If she does compete on the show again, I hope that she discovers her innate competitive spirit. Aries individuals typically live to compete — take Raven and The Vivienne, for example. I just don’t see that “edge” in Miz Cracker, though. I don’t believe that winning is as important to her as it is to the other queens. Maybe she has Libra for a rising sign? That could weaken her Aries planets. Hmm . . .

I’d be delighted if a few of these queens would reach out to me during this COVID-19 lockdown so that I could look a little more deeply into where the planets reside in their charts. If you’re reading this Miz Cracker, we need to talk. Drop me a line, please. I have things to tell you about Uranus!

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