Star Struck Style

I’m having one of those days.

This quarantine thing wouldn’t be so bad for me if I could go outside, but it’s horribly cold where I live. This unseasonable weather is driving me crazy at a time when I really didn’t need the help.

On that note, I’ve only got one episode of “Tiger King” left to watch before I need to find something else to do. It shouldn’t surprise anyone to learn that I’ve already looked up the zodiac signs of Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin. It also should surprise no one to learn that Joe Exotic is a Pisces and Carole Baskin is a Gemini. Speaking of crazy . . .

I make a lot of fun of all the zodiac signs, pointing out the clichés that define each and every one of them. I’m constantly telling Pisces natives that they are delusional, and telling anyone who can hear me that you can’t trust a two-faced Gemini. For that reason, discovering the signs of these two gave me a laugh when I really needed one.

Maybe I’ll get around to looking a little more deeply into their charts sometime. Just yesterday, I had inadvertently stumbled across a terrible evaluation of Joe Exotic’s natal chart when I looked up his birthday. It discussed the aspects that his natal sun formed to outer planets in a manner that would mean that practically everyone born for that one week in 1963 was destined to be a lunatic, and it goes on to mention moon/Jupiter aspects when the degree that the moon inhabits is virtually unknowable without a time of birth.

So, for now I’ll just leave it alone and be thankful for the fact that “Tiger King” came into my world when I needed it. I’m sure a lot of you feel the same.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go watch every season of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” over again while I wait for spring to arrive in this godforsaken part of the world . . .