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John Legend (source: Slate)

“People” magazine has named its “Sexiest Man Alive” for 2019, and — as is the custom — it is not an Aries man.

In twenty-four years of awarding the title, an Aries man has never made the cover of this special issue. This year’s winner, singer John Legend, is a Capricorn. He is the fifth Capricorn to be named the “Sexiest Man Alive.” I am also a Capricorn man, so I understand this selection implicitly. My sex appeal was written in the stars.

As I mentioned last year, the three earth signs are killing it. Taurus is still holding onto the lead, totaling six wins (George Clooney, a Taurus, has earned the title twice). Virgo and Capricorn have each won the title five times.

At this rate, it’s unlikely that an Aries man will ever be named the “Sexiest Man Alive.” Of course, the statistics speak for themselves, but so do the eyes of the world. Just look at the Aries men out there. Ugh!

Anyway, here is the updated list for 2019, including this year’s winner.

 

Aries: NONE.

Taurus: George Clooney (2 times); Pierce Brosnan; Channing Tatum; David Beckham; Dwayne Johnson.

Gemini: Johnny Depp (2 times); Blake Shelton.

Cancer: Tom Cruise; Harrison Ford.

Leo: Patrick Swayze; Ben Affleck; Chris Hemsworth.

Virgo: Mark Harmon; Sean Connery; Richard Gere (2 times); Idris Elba.

Libra: Matt Damon; Hugh Jackman.

Scorpio: Harry Hamlin; Matthew McConaughey; Ryan Reynolds.

Sagittarius: John F. Kennedy Jr.; Brad Pitt (2 times).

Capricorn: Mel Gibson; Denzel Washington; Jude Law; Bradley Cooper; John Legend.

Aquarius: Nick Nolte.

Pisces: Adam Levine.

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