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Pia Zadora (source: CNN)

May 4 is Pia Zadora’s birthday.

Pia Zadora is a legend among trophy wives. As I have mentioned a million times before on this blog, I believe that a lot of Taurus women choose to “marry up” in order to further their own agenda. Pia Zadora married a wealthy businessman, Meshulam Riklis, and it is alleged that he essentially bought his young wife a Golden Globe for “New Star of the Year” while she was winning Razzie Awards for “Worst Actress” and “Worst New Star” for the same performance.

Now, I’m not saying that every Taurus woman desires to be a trophy wife, but plenty do. Take Melania Trump, for example. Even the most-brainwashed Trump cultists don’t believe that she married the Manchurian Pumpkin for love, do they?

The funny thing is that I’ve got a friend who shares the same sun/Mercury/Venus placements with Pia Zadora. I was goofing around comparing her to Donatella Versace the other day, but Pia Zadora is a more appropriate astro-twin. There are 180 possible combinations of those three planets, and together they provide a fairly accurate personality profile.

Strangely, my friend and I have been close for years and years, but she has never been the sort of friend who tells me much about her personal life. Of course, all of our mutual acquaintances are total blabbermouths, so I always know what’s going on with her. Still, I’m not sure if she’s got a secret mugshot in her past, like Pia Zadora.

Maybe I should ask . . .

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