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Jim Jordan was named House Republican leader yesterday, succeeding Mike Johnson and making him the fourth Aquarius in a row to hold that position. What are the odds?

Well, the odds are 1 in 1728 for any zodiac sign to repeat that run. It’s quite the longshot!

For years now, I’ve been discussing how many horrible Geminis and Capricorns there are in the orbit of Donald Trump. I need to be sure to include the Aquarius natives in those conversations because there are plenty of them, not just Paul Ryan, Kevin McCarthy, Mike Johnson and Jim Jordan. That doesn’t mean that every Aquarius politician is a stubborn weirdo who lives and breathes just to be a contrarian, but if the Florsheim shoe fits . . .

Anyway, it’s the dawn of a new era in American politics, and the Republican Party doesn’t seem to have learned a single thing from their recent midterm losses. I suppose that’s a good thing. If they want to be known as the party that protects the perpetrators of sexual assault, then Jim Jordan is their man.

I wish him the worst.

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