Here’s a photo of Resolute Bay, Nunavut, in northern Canada. Yikes! You would have to be resolute to live there.
Anyway, it’s time for all of us to be more resolute and to make some resolutions for 2019. I did a local TV show yesterday where I mentioned that most people would have a better chance of success with their New Year’s resolutions if they waited until the arrival of the new moon on Saturday, January 5 to declare them. I still feel that way, but that doesn’t mean that we can’t think about what we should resolve to do in the upcoming year.
For that reason, I’ve come up with a list of resolutions for everyone in the zodiac. Considering that I’ve already written horoscopes for all you freeloading schlubs, you owe me. It’s my birthday on Sunday. I’m just saying . . .
Aries: In 2019, I resolve to take a breath and count to ten before I start screaming.
Taurus: In 2019, I resolve to acknowledge that I may not have gotten to where I am solely on my own merits.
Gemini: In 2019, I resolve to accept my fate as a consequence of my actions.
Cancer: In 2019, I resolve to mind the details that make me a valuable part of a team.
Leo: In 2019, I resolve to rediscover the creativity that has been lacking in my life.
Virgo: In 2019, I resolve to get my house in order, both literally and figuratively.
Libra: In 2019, I resolve to talk to people instead of talking at people.
Scorpio: In 2019, I resolve to have a less-selfish relationship with money.
Sagittarius: In 2019, I resolve to honestly consider the opinions of others.
Capricorn: In 2019, I resolve to set a positive tone for the future with both words and deeds.
Aquarius: In 2019, I resolve to make the sort of friends I can count on in an emergency.
Pisces: In 2019, I resolve to find genuine joy in the work I choose to do.