Star Struck Style

September 28 is Dita Von Teese’s birthday.

Dita Von Teese was born just as Jupiter moved into Capricorn after finishing up an eight-week retrograde return to Sagittarius. Normally, I wouldn’t think that was so important, but her chart is lacking in planetary placements in both the earth and the water signs. That is not something that I would expect to see in someone who makes a living as the embodiment of retro glamour.

Unfortunately, I don’t have a time of birth for the performer. Placing the planets in the houses could explain a lot, especially if it resulted in a Scorpio ascendant. That would give Von Teese a bunch of planets in the twelfth house as well as a rising sign that is both sexy and darkly romantic. It would put both the moon and Saturn in the eighth house, strengthening that Scorpionic thread that seems to hold together my theory.

I spend a lot of time engaged in this idle speculation. I’m just waiting for the day when I’m actually provided with a venue to explore these things with the people that I’m talking about. I would relish the opportunity to attempt to rectify the birth charts of those celebrities who have no idea what time they were born, or to learn the birth times of those individuals whom I have already discussed on this blog.

I need some famous people to start clicking the “Do Me” link at the top of this blog. Wouldn’t it be great if we could figure out this stuff together? I would be honored to share your deepest, darkest secrets with the rest of the world.

Someday soon . . .