In my ongoing endeavor to not be so bitchy, I sometimes forget how hilarious I can be when I am being bitchy.
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Venus moves into Libra later today where it will remain for about five weeks. Its subsequent retrograde cycle will see it return to Libra for the entire month of November, too. Hooray!
Why am I excited about this? Well, I have Libra as my ascendant. I’m sure that having the prettiest planet transiting my first house will have me looking more handsome than ever, right? Right?
Just for fun, I Googled “Venus transiting Libra” and checked out some of the results. One of the sites I clicked on was the one run by a couple of women who pretend to be fashion astrologers by posting the sort of half-witted blurbs that make real astrologers hang down their heads in shame. This is what they wrote:
“Venus finally makes it to Libra, we can breathe a bit of a sigh of relief and celebrate – with…
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