Trump Tweet (source: Global News)

I believe that I display a lot of signature Capricorn traits. However, if I had to pick one thing that defines me as a textbook goat, it’s my fondness for proper use of the English language in all circumstances. Whether I’m sending a text on my phone, chatting with my coworkers on Microsoft Teams or posting on Twitter, I use capital letters when I’m supposed to use capital letters and I use punctuation marks wherever I’m supposed to use punctuation marks (unlike Donald Trump). Sure, that might make me seem like an old goat to my less-formal peers, but I am an old goat — that’s my point!

So, is there something that you do that defines you as a signature Scorpion, a textbook crab, or whatever you are? If you could put your finger on a particular trait, what would that trait be? For instance, what’s the most Leonine thing about you?

Let me know in the comments section or on one of my social media accounts. I’m quite curious to learn which characteristic you believe defines you as a card-carrying member of your own exclusive club. Also, if you’re a Pisces and you’re too drunk to respond, I’ll understand . . .

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