Faye Resnick & Kyle Richards (source: Bravo)

July 3 is Faye Resnick’s birthday.

One of the most interesting things about the astrology behind the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” is that the show has gradually evolved from the “Mostly Virgo Housewives of Beverly Hills” to the “Predominantly Cancer Housewives of the Greater Los Angeles Region” over nine seasons.

In the beginning, there were four Virgo women on the show: Lisa Vanderpump, Kim Richards, Adrienne Maloof and Camille Grammer. Taylor Armstrong and Kyle Richards (a Gemini and a Capricorn respectively), rounded out the cast. Slowly, but surely, the Virgo housewives have left the show, often as their personal lives have become public spectacles. It’s really not in their nature to “let it all hang out.” Virgo natives can be quite closed off.

Kyle Richards is the last original housewife on the show, although Camille remains as a “friend” of the housewives — at least for the moment. Like Lisa Vanderpump, Camille had a rough Season 9. Who knows if another season of RHOBH is in her stars?

For now, fans of the housewives will have to put up with the most astrologically-lopsided cast ever assembled for one of these shows. Lisa Rinna, Erika Jayne, Dorit Kemsley and Teddi Mellencamp all have Cancer as their sun sign. Not only that, Mauricio Umansky and Faye Resnick are Cancers, too.

While Faye isn’t on the show that much, she has made several appearances over nine seasons, including the infamous episode where Camille called her “the morally corrupt Faye Resnick.”

I had a look at her chart to see if anything stood out. Without a time of birth, I can’t place her moon sign (it’s likely in Libra, but there’s a good chance that it’s in Virgo). Her sun is almost exactly conjunct her Mercury in Cancer. What stands out the most, though, is that she has four planets in Leo: Venus, Mars, Uranus and Pluto. I guess all that action in Leo explains the “extensions and the blown-up fake lips,” as Camille would say. Also, it would explain the peripheral fame-whoring that has made Faye Resnick a public fixture for decades.

Anyway, I’m going to go back and watch “The Dinner Party from Hell” with renowned spiritual medium Allison DuBois and dream about the day that I’m invited to a RHOBH dinner party to offer my astrological advice to the housewives.

Soon . . .

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