Ashley & Michael (source: Reality Blurb)

June 8 is Ashley Darby’s birthday.

I had read that Ashley Darby is a Gemini, but I wasn’t exactly sure of her birthday until a moment ago when I read her own words on Instagram confirming that today is the day.

I like Ashley and I like the “Real Housewives of Potomac” for the most part (Karen bugs me in a way that most bewigged Taurus housewives bug me). However, the outcome of the current season was sort of spoiled for me when I discovered that Ashley is eight-months pregnant! She’s also still with Michael, despite all the scandals surrounding her husband’s alleged wandering wazoo.

I’m curious to know Michael’s zodiac sign, but I don’t feel like scouring the internet to find out what day he was born. I’ve already got enough to deal with when I consider Ashley’s horoscope. I don’t have a time of birth for her, and a noon chart gives her moon a near fifty/fifty chance of being in either Pisces or Aries. She has the sun, Mercury and Venus in Gemini, which can account for her gossipy nature, and six retrograde planets in her chart including both Mercury and Venus. Six!

Anyway, I’m going to go out on a limb and speculate that she was born sometime before noon. A Pisces moon would go a long way to explain her fondness for getting drunk and her fondness for yoga. I know that those things may not seem to have a lot in common, but as a Gemini whose mind is almost always on overdrive, both activities would provide Ashley with a vehicle in which she could temporarily escape from her own thoughts — a figurative getaway car, if you know what I mean.

I should reach out to her and try to find out when she was born. A lot of Bravo’s housewives have been gracious to me on social media. I’ve heard back from Robyn, Camille, D’Andra and Cary since I’ve started blogging about their charts.

And on that note, I’m going to announce to the world that I am beginning a project that I hope will turn into a book on the zodiac signs of all the “Housewives.” I’m sort of surprised that this topic is such a huge driver of traffic to my blog, but I’d be a fool not to capitalize on the fact that the fans of these shows seem to like what I’m doing.

Stay tuned for more developments!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s