Joan Smalls & Constance Jablonski (source: Bella Naija)

April 17 is Constance Jablonski’s birthday.

Once again, I went looking for a celebrity’s natal chart and discovered a discrepancy between two of the most-reliable sources.

Astrotheme has Constance Jablonski’s year of birth listed as 1990. Wikipedia has her year of birth listed as 1991. I’m not really sure which date is correct.

I could go down this rabbit hole and try to find out when the model was born, but before she was a model, she was a competitive tennis player. I know that people lie about their age in both disciplines; it’s not unusual to learn that models are younger than they are, or for kids to be entered in the wrong age category in sports in order to receive a competitive edge. Shit happens, if you know what I mean.

I do know that Jablonski is just one of the three Aries models who has served as the face of Estée Lauder: Hilary Rhoda and Paulina Porizkova share her zodiac sign. Joan Smalls is a Cancer, like Estée Lauder herself. I’ve never been able to confirm the sign of Karen Graham, the other major model associated with the brand.

So, that’s all I’m going to say about Constance Jablonski at the moment. Maybe one day I’ll be able to revisit her chart and provide her with some unsolicited advice. I know that Aries natives love it when people they barely know tell them what to do . . .

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