Star Struck Style

For the past few years, I’ve published new year’s resolutions for all the signs. For some reason, I don’t feel like telling anyone else what to do right now. I don’t believe that anyone is going to take my advice at the moment, anyway.

Things will probably change in a day or two. Mercury is about to go direct, and Jupiter just went direct a couple of days ago. I’ll probably get back to my old, condescending self soon enough, and people will become more receptive to what I have to say once these two planets get moving forward again. In the meantime, I’m just going to spend the day tidying up around my house, getting ready for my new furniture to arrive, and maybe getting a little exercise now that the strained muscle in my hip isn’t bothering me so much. The new moon in Capricorn doesn’t occur until January 11, and that’s the real “resolution day” of 2024. Until then, just take the prescient advice of 2 in a Room and “do what you want to do and shake your big, fat booty until it breaks.”

How could you go wrong with cosmic guidance like that?