Star Struck Style

By late December, I’ve usually composed a couple of end-of-the-year lists. Typically, I rank the signs in order of who annoyed me the most, and sometimes I even provide new year’s resolutions for all the zodiac signs when I’m feeling ambitious.

I might get around to doing that because I’ve got some time off next week, but I might not. However, I did come across a list of the “25 Worst Villains of the Trump Admin” by Ron Filipkowski on the Meidas+ website. It’s a delightful read from one of the best people to follow on social media. That list inspired me to figure out the zodiac signs of all twenty-five villains on Ron Filipkowski’s list, and guess what? There isn’t a Taurus in the mix. For that reason, I’ve decided to bestow Taurus with “The 2025 Zodiac Sign of the Year Award” just for avoiding being a part of Trump’s inner circle — or at least in the worst part of his inner circle. Sure, Melania is a Taurus, but the First Lady hates Donald Trump more than anyone. She can barely stand being near him for a photo-op The cameras don’t lie!

Anyway, here’s the Taurus-free list I mentioned. Do what you want with this information when choosing who you want in your inner circle in 2026.

#25. JAMES BLAIR: Gemini

#24. DOUG BURGUM: Leo

#23. DOUG COLLINS: Leo

#22. KEVIN HASSETT: Pisces

#21. LINDA MCMAHON: Libra

#20. BROOKE ROLLINS: Aries

#19. TULSI GABBARD: Aries

#18. BRENDAN CARR: Capricorn

#17. LEE ZELDIN: Aquarius

#16. ELBRIDGE COLBY: Capricorn

#15. KASH PATEL: Pisces

#14. SEAN DUFFY: Libra

#13. PAM BONDI: Scorpio

#12. STEVE WITKOFF: Pisces

#11. STEVE CHEUNG: Cancer

#10. ED MARTIN: Pisces

#9. TOM HOMAN: Sagittarius

#8. KRISTI NOEM: Sagittarius

#7. KAROLINE LEAVITT: Virgo

#6. RFK JR: Capricorn

#5. TODD BLANCHE: Leo

#4. RUSS VOUGHT: Aries

#3. PETE HEGSETH: Gemini

#2. HOWARD LUTNICK: Cancer

#1. STEPHEN MILLER: Virgo