Star Struck Style

When I was still using the site formerly known as Twitter, I had created two popular photo threads that highlighted all the horrible Gemini and Capricorn natives that regularly made headlines. Many of those individuals were American politicians, including Capricorn congressmen Thomas Massie and Rand Paul. Over the past few weeks, both of these men have become the most outspoken critics of Donald Trump within the Republican Party establishment.

As a Capricorn myself, I get it. There is something about the way that many Geminis talk out of both sides of their mouths that drives me absolutely crazy. Sure, there are still several horrible Capricorns in the orbit of the Gemini President, Donald Trump (including the odious Robert F. Kennedy Jr.), but seeing this split beginning to occur between these signs gives me some hope for the future. Capricorns play a better long game than Geminis, and the longer this idiocy continues to infect American politics, the more likely it is that the Capricorns will come out on top.

For that reason, I’d like to apologize to both Thomas Massie and Rand Paul. You’re not as horrible as I thought you were . . .