Star Struck Style

Mars conjoins Jupiter in Gemini this week. This aspect last occurred in May, 2022, in the sign of Aries. Back then, I warned my readers to avoid being overly aggressive while these planets lined up. This time, I’ll warn you to watch what comes out of your mouth. It will be far too easy to “make it up as you go,” like Donald Trump does any time he is asked a question that he doesn’t know how to answer.

Alternatively, this is a good week to increase your self-confidence by simply trying to do things that you may have believed were not in your “wheelhouse.” These two planets also square Saturn shortly after they meet, adding a sense of caution to the overall mood most of us will be feeling this week. Anyone with Saturn personalized in their horoscopes will likely think twice before they do anything foolish, or before they open their mouths to utter anything foolish. What’s more, Mercury is still retrograde. Some of us have already taken a step back because we know that our ability to communicate effectively is not what it could be at the moment.

Nevertheless, big lies will be told this week. On the bright side, it should be easy for anyone of average intelligence to see right through them. There is something rather unsophisticated and juvenile about this alignment, like a drunken teenager trying to pretend that they weren’t drinking. None of us will be buying that bullshit, and we can thank our lucky stars for that.