Star Struck Style

Hot on the heels of me naming Sagittarius the 2023 Zodiac Sign of the Year, Sagittarius native Taylor Swift has been named “Time” magazine’s “Person of the Year.”

I’m sure that these events are related since I have that sort of influence over pop culture. Many people are saying that I’m the Taylor Swift of astrology since we both have prominent Sagittarius and Capricorn influences in our charts. We also share a Cancer moon and Venus in Aquarius. What’s more, we both like cats and democracy. We’re practically twins!

To be honest, I’ve never downloaded a Taylor Swift song. Still, I do like her just because she seems so decent and respectable. I’m amazed by people who can grow up in the spotlight without turning into monsters.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go bury my head in the sand so that I don’t have read the inevitable barrage of “Why wasn’t it Beyonce?” comments on social media . . .