Why Your Horoscope is So Shitty
I’m not going to apologize for neglecting my blog because I know that I’m probably going to be apologizing again in a couple of weeks. I’m putting the finishing touches […]
I Need a Job
I need a job. Two weeks ago, I left work and never went back. I’ve never done anything like that in my life (I’m a loyal guy and people sometimes […]
A New Strategy
The new moon in Cancer arrives later today on the heels of the sun and Mercury’s ingress into the sign. Frankly, I’m feeling relieved that these cosmic events are finally […]
Go with the Flow
This has been a week of big changes. Mars has moved into Cancer. Venus and Mercury have moved into their respective rulers, too, after finally stepping out of their retrograde […]
Moo
It’s been a few days since the sun moved into Taurus. It’s been a few days more since I composed a blog post. All these retrogrades have me feeling scattered, […]
Retrograde Madness
You wait for this all year long and when it finally arrives you can’t believe it. Retrograde season is here! Actually, there is no retrograde season. Once in a while, […]
April’s Reality Check
Venus is about to retrace its steps through Pisces. For most of April, the planet will be roughly where it was throughout January. So what does that mean for you? […]
Aries on Aries Action
A new moon in Aries arrives tomorrow night. It’s a great time to resolve to do something novel, like updating your blog on a regular basis. Ugh! I haven’t posted […]
A Time to Scream
The full moon arrived this morning while I was composing this post. I read a few articles about the full moon in Virgo, but they mostly left me scratching my […]
Venus and Mars
Mars enters Taurus later today. In itself, that’s no big deal. However, Mars is in its detriment in Taurus. Venus is still in Aries, also in its detriment. Together, though, […]
Pisces!
The sun moved into Pisces a few minutes ago. I didn’t do much blogging while the sun was in Aquarius. I don’t want to say that I was uninspired for […]
Year of the Chicken
The Chinese New Year unofficially arrived yesterday. The reason that I say “unofficially” is that the celebratory day is different than the actual Chinese start of spring: the ingress of […]
Aquarius!
The sun moved into Aquarius yesterday. I’ve posted a photo of the world’s most famous Aquarius native instead of the traditional depiction of the water-bearer. I suppose that cup of […]
Resolution Time!
Depending upon where you live, the new moon arrives late tonight or early tomorrow morning. The arrival of the new moon every thirty days or so signifies a good time […]
Capricorn!
The sun entered Capricorn this morning and I couldn’t be more relieved. As someone with a Capricorn sun, I look forward to the season of my birthday. But it’s not […]
From One Gassy Giant to Another
It’s almost here! Jupiter enters my first house this Monday. I’m sort of excited to see what will happen, except that part where astrologers claim that Jupiter’s transits are associated […]
Star Struck Style 