I had a conversation with a friend the other day about why I don’t spend as much time blogging about the zodiac signs of the “Real Housewives” as I did in the past. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it’s because the fans of the show are such assholes on social media. You haven’t met an online troll until you’ve met a Bravo troll.
Watching the preview for Season 11, I nearly wet my pants laughing at Sutton Stracke’s response to Crystal Kung Minkoff’s accusations of jealousy. Nothing would please me more if Sutton returned to Season 12 with the tagline “Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants?” The season hasn’t even started and it’s already got an iconic moment!
Anyway, I published a post a long time ago mentioning that Crystal is a Cancer, just the housewife she replaced: Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave. What I didn’t know back then was that Kathy Hilton would be joining the show in a supporting role. You have to go back a long way to find a Pisces native like Kathy amongst the RHOBH cast. Marisa Zanuck was a friend during Season 3 and I can’t remember a thing about her!
I’m sure that Kathy will be more memorable. Her inclusion in the previews makes me believe that she’s got a lot to offer the franchise. Regardless of what happens, though, I’m excited for the return of “Beverly Hills.” With Kenya Moore stinking up another season of “Atlanta,” the only way to go is up! And perhaps a good run of both “Beverly Hills” and “New York” will rekindle my passion for the show and light a fire under my ass. This “Housewives” astrology project that I started writing so long ago was put on the backburner because of the horror show that I witness daily on the social media pages of the “Housewives” stars. No, Denise Richards wasn’t the greatest cast member of all time; she was the fucking worst. Bravo, Bravo, Bravo!
Maybe I should just stop reading the comments altogether and just learn to enjoy the show again. Perhaps I’ll start there and then see what happens . . .
EDITED TO ADD: According to the comment below, Crystal is an Aquarius, not a Cancer. No wonder she’s fitting into the group like Denise Richards . . .